That's So Kyle!!!!

Wake Up! Wake Up! Wake Up! its the 1st of the month!!!

2009-12-01T08:44:00.000-08:00

New Month...new things? prolly not. Sad days are a-coming for you holiday folk. why? because its a recession. would i really want to go out of my way to buy things for the ones i love? no but i will cuz they'll prolly do/feel the same. but instead of going out and searching for the perfect gift, corporate america offers the perfect cop out, the gift card. The one scapegoat for the holiday fever. the way out of any Christmas conundrum. ALL HAIL THE GIFT CARD!!! The "last minute" gods brought forth a new way to combat procrastination in a form of a 3x2 plastic card. Although way more constricting than its currency counterpart, it is deemed classier and much more formal. Plus it says, "i wouldve given you the cash but i only want you to spend it at a designated location." Alas, the real reason reveals itself. We don't buy gift cards cuz we're stuck on what to get a person, rather we want to deprive people of their freewill. isnt it? maybe not, oh well...twist your tits on this instead!!!!

Sometimes you get a burrito ...

2009-11-13T02:29:00.001-08:00

and magic spills through your mouth in a song...

its never to late to get with it!!!

2009-11-09T02:45:00.001-08:00

Monty Python and Holy Grail..insane-age to the brain-age!!!

You like architecture? You like Tetris?

2009-11-09T01:25:00.001-08:00

Then you'll love this shit right here...this shit right here ni**a, this shit right here...

Berlin Block Tetris from Sergej Hein on Vimeo.

Yo! Sweet DEE!!!!

2009-11-03T17:25:00.000-08:00

this shits for you!!!!

Pure fucking hipster gold!!!!!

2009-11-02T21:48:00.000-08:00

the dirty hipsters are in LA!!! gaddamn they name dropped the CHA CHA!!!

THIS IS IT....and always will be

2009-10-28T03:19:00.000-07:00

Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the THRILLER

Its getting closer....

2009-10-28T00:31:00.000-07:00

and to get you into the swing of tings...check out this classy mother fucker...Vincent Price you scary-ass-spooky looking ass ni**a...

Hello Kitty: Three Apples

2009-10-27T23:48:00.000-07:00

Little did i know Oct 22 would seriously be one of the funnest things ive done this year...only wish i knew how crazy this thing was gonna be, woulda dressed better...my art girls Dee and Miiii were also in attendence...thank you Dee for inviting us once again...amazing shit...oh and got my first Hello Kitty products, in a fucken sweet limited edition swag bag...best part=$25 gift certificate from Target...haha

Hello Kitty: Three Apples Exhibition, 35th year anniversary
Royal/T, Culver City, CA
Oct 23-Nov 15 and Free to the public

Kimora Lee Simmons and mostly this dudes head...

Bully Beatdown host Jason "Mayhem" Miller and his Beyonce pose...fucking ridick...dude has a title shot for Strikeforce so check him out

sarah marsh from sugar and spice

( above photos courtesy of Mimi Yip)

(above photos courtesy of Deanna Guzman)

Mel Brooks for everything....

2009-10-27T12:20:00.000-07:00

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... ”Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

Its near....

2009-10-27T12:16:00.001-07:00

Bonfires burning bright

Pumpkin faces in the night

I remember halloween

Dead cats hanging from poles

Little dead are out in groves

I remember halloween

Brown leafed vertigo

Where skeletal life is known

I remember halloween

This day anything goes

Burning bodies hanging from poles

I remember halloween

HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN

Candy apples and razor blades

Little dead are soon in graves

I remember halloween

This day anything goes

Burning bodies hanging from poles

I remember

HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN

Douchebags Rise Up!!!!!

2009-10-26T01:16:00.000-07:00

We Are Douchebags - watch more funny videos

Whatchya know bout it?????

2009-10-23T04:43:00.000-07:00

"Where all the white women at?!!!!"

New Kings of Convenience!!!!

2009-10-23T04:22:00.000-07:00

Been sleeping on this one. The prolific Norwegian super duo is back with a new record entitled "Declaration of Dependence." I suggest a full copping of the album. This track is the new single "Boat Behind"...enjoy! oh and if you guys no any other music embedders i could use please suggest them cuz i dont like divshare all too much.

sometimes i listen to nothing to find the beat

2009-10-22T23:42:00.001-07:00

not in this case though...

epicness!!!

2009-10-18T20:28:00.001-07:00

This will be the reason i get a job

2009-10-18T20:07:00.000-07:00

DJ Hero from E. Devin Vander Meulen II on Vimeo.

Some dope shit to check out!!!!

2009-10-17T02:41:00.001-07:00

i seen this a couple weeks back...dont ask why ive been sleeping on it...but erryone should watch this shit....

COMBO a collaborative animation by Blu and David Ellis (2 times loop) from blu on Vimeo.

I think im going Japanese!!!!

2009-10-15T01:35:00.000-07:00

this should be every hip hop video from now on...Japan you never cease to amaze me!!!!

Slow Motion Jogging - watch more funny videos

Our Father

2009-10-13T16:34:00.000-07:00

Whom rest in heaven, hallow is thy name, thy kingdom failed and sent to hell on earth there is no heaven
We stole today, and our daily bread, and you still forgive our trespasses, and we forgive those whom trample over us
Led us not into temptation, but their will was born from evil...

Amen

photoshoot sneak peak....

2009-10-13T16:26:00.000-07:00

two weeks ago i told you about a little photo shoot i was a part of. here's a bit of what we did and a little extra for shits and gigs.

SMASHED!!!!!!

Jiminy Crickets you guys!!! its Jiminy Cricket...

2009-10-01T02:43:00.000-07:00

thats right, the voice of your conscience is Cliff Edwards forgotten star of the ol days of Hollywood or Ukulele Ike as some might remember (not any of us thats for sure). But i digress, please take a listen to this song....kind of fitting it came out of the depression era...we are in what some might call the worst economic downfall since that time...butt fuck the economy!!!! now enjoy some good ol' vaudeville shit!!!!

shouldn't eva leave you w/out a dope beat to step to

2009-10-01T02:26:00.000-07:00

My god this shit is amazing to me....feel honored i'd share it with you guys...

Tiger mouth strikes again!!!!!

2009-10-01T02:12:00.001-07:00

FUUUCKKKK!!!!! so last night (i guess) i collab'd with Mimi on a photo shoot. Mimi is such a talented artist with her photography, quite inspiring.got to show off some art work( more like sketches) that i did. and if that wasn't cool enough...Deanna has got to be the coolest model to work with. got to paint on her and even used sharpies....soooo much funn!!! ima let em send me some pics. in due time my friends. i hope to work with these ladies again soon. if not work than maybe some beers...couple of cool kitty cats.....TigerStyleKyle out!!!!!

sneak peak bitches!!!!

please please please....

2009-09-15T10:22:00.001-07:00

stab me in the eye....fucking bored out of my mind...and now i get to bore you to shits....cuz i have nothing to blog about..

new post new music....well kinda....

2009-04-30T10:37:00.000-07:00

what the fuck do you care? no one's watching....ha...i really should push this blog more..

my new fave.......

its been a long time...

2009-04-16T11:20:00.000-07:00

i should've left you without a dope beat to step to...Theophilus London GO HARD!!!!!

consequence feat. kid cudi- buggin out 09

2009-03-21T21:50:00.000-07:00

Holy Shit!!!!!

2009-03-19T10:43:00.000-07:00

got fired...on the look out...so for now.....

youtube music mix!!!!

2009-03-16T02:14:00.000-07:00

yeah this is cool....

funky tunes for the soul....

2009-03-16T01:39:00.000-07:00

Chin Chin - "Go There With You" from Okayplayer on Vimeo.

i think their just adorable....

sexy time!!!!

2009-03-08T00:33:00.000-08:00

a video for all the sexy ppl.....mmmmmm

Sebastien Tellier - Roche
by RECORDMAKERS

2009-03-04T19:16:00.000-08:00

So you wanna hear something dope...my friend Ramin tuned me into this powerviolence supergroup known as the United Nations...it has Geoff Rickly from Thursday, and unconfirmed Daryl Palumbo from Glassjaw and Ben Koller drummer of Converge, the latter two are under contract from their labels not to be in side projects...so confirmation can't be made since they all wear masks....Geoff Rickly is the only confirmed cuz he's not under contract and needed for press and junk....check this song out...its an ode to Refused's The Shape of Punk to Come

2009-03-04T17:31:00.000-08:00

So hypebeast decided to leak these...i've seen em before like a while back...but fuck i want em even more now that its for real...April will see the release of the first colorway...grey...and so forth with black in May and then the last in June..

entertain, i will....

2009-03-03T10:47:00.000-08:00

haha

the beginning of the end.....

2009-03-03T10:23:00.000-08:00

so it has begun...my blog that is..i've been getting bored with the web 2.0 and porn is an all too easy escape from monotony unless you like trannies and horseplay than you live a very adventurous and disturbing life..not my cup of tea but what ever floats your boat i guess...so i've decided to show off what little academic prowess i have into a blog to entertain the masses..pretty much im becoming a hypebeast.....i will frequent through and around this crazy internet land while you read through your typewriter t.v.'s....in hopes that i could ignite a generation to revolutionized the way we forever live our lives...that or tickle your fancy...either way its Gasol good!!!! haha